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Shiver Me Timbers
Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:
For example:
Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
Shiver Me Timbers by British School Slang February 7, 2020
Shiver me Niggaballs
Shiver me Niggaballs by FatNigga420 February 18, 2022
shiver me timbers
An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
shiver me timbers by Julie Raven September 7, 2008
shiver me shacos
shiver me shacos by Doctorjared January 20, 2019
shiver me timbers
An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
shiver me timbers by Julie Raven August 6, 2006
shiver me timbers
Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
shiver me timbers by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006
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