Shived

A state of intoxication past the “blackout” phase. Common behaviors include spilling your drink all over yourself, dancing on table tops, and acting completely drawlin.

"Man, you were really shived last night. You peed all over my kitchen table!”

by jcola July 25, 2017

Shived

To be blocked by somebody because you or somebody you follow disagrees with them.

I've been shived by Steve Shives!

by YourGameSucks September 21, 2016

t-shived

When you are so extremly, high, or drunk, or both that you sit in the samespot and can't move just like terry schiavo in the bed.

Man. Ed and Josh were so fucked up last night they were t-shived all night.

by xGeTcRuNkx February 10, 2009

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Shiver my nibber

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.

Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020

Shaved Bigfoot

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Shivelights

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade

Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019