shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
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Shitting Cock-to-cock

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"

Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
by bill138 January 24, 2011
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Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww
Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock
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Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.
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Shit the Cock

When something breaks it "shits the cock"
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"
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When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.
These ( cough) takis are really good. Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 08, 2006
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