shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.

"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"

by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008

Shatternap

A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long

I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!

by jerkbagoftheyear February 4, 2015

Napkin spitter

When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.

She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.

by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019