Shitlfie 

A picture or yourself (a selfie) while taking a shit.

I just sent my girlfiend a shitlfie

Shitlfie by Tai Sang January 11, 2016

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Shitfie 

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

Shitfie by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014

Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

Shilfie by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014

shitified 

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

shitified by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

Shitelfie 

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

Shitelfie by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

shitfield 

Where Tim O'Brien drowned that poor son of a bitch Kiowa for snappin' up his girl. In Vietnam. During the war. See Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried.

"Tim took a dip in the shitfield on his daughter's 10th birthday."

Tim: "Kiowa meet shitfield."
Kiowa: "Glug glug glug."

shitfield by Kiowa (the Indian) January 7, 2008