shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

shitache by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Shitache

Where you have to poop so bad your crotch hurts

I went to the Gas Station because I was having such a shitache, I thought I was gonna lose my crotch 🚀

Shitache by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

Shitache

Where you have to take a shot so bad your crotch hurts

I was at the Gas Station and I had such a bad shitache, I thought my crotch was gonna fall off

Shitache by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

shitache

If you give a girl (or a guy) an ass rimming, and you've opened their anal cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of shit around your face and chin. This is whats known as a shitache. (Like a mustache, but made from shit)

I gave this girl such an ass rimming, when I had finished, I had a shitache.

shitache by Nema April 20, 2006

Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

Shitachute 

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

Shitachute by Long Conk August 27, 2010

Shitcher scale 

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.

Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!

Shitcher scale by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009