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shit stroll by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009
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Shit-scrollin(g)
Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations
Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Shit-scrollin(g) by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021
Related Words
shit stroll • Shit Scroll • Shitscrolling • Shit Troll • Shit Trolling • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck
Shit Scrolling
Shit Scrolling by RRRL October 19, 2020
Shit Scroll
A delightful deposit off fecal based literature left behind from someone scrubbing ones anus hole so aggressively it tears the toilet paper and rolls it up, thus forming a shit scroll on the toilet floor for others to enjoy.
Shit Scroll by Wowsers69 August 17, 2026
Shitscrolling
Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.
A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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