shit stroll

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

"Play shit stroll!"

"Why aren't you playing shit stroll?"

by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009

Shit-scrollin(g)

Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations

Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.

Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.

by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021

Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

Shitscrolling

Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.

A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.

B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.

by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019