shit sponge 

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

shit sponge by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

ignorant shit sponge 

To be ignorant and self absorbed as well as absorbing loads of shit. Making you full of shit.

"You're an ignorant shit sponge."

"Your friend acts like an ignorant shit sponge"

ignorant shit sponge by CheeryCandy May 17, 2017

shit through a sponge 

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

shit through a sponge by nut September 15, 2004

Spongebob Shit Pants 

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

Spongebob Shit Pants by Mean Friend December 7, 2006