Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.

The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.

by nap July 29, 2004

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 02, 2004

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004

Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004

shit smear

a good insult lol

i know sum1 with a shit smear for a mouth
lol

by unknown April 06, 2003