shit smack

One who acks like a true jackass and is not even worth a smack of shit.

The caracter Higgins on "Magnum PI" could be such a shit smack.

by RL Allen October 29, 2007

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

Shit Smack

A Shit Smack is when u wipe your ass with you hand then smack someone.

Johnny was being an asshole so I wiped my ass and gave him a good ole Shit Smack

by Sunflowerr September 24, 2022

Shit smack

To knocked someone or get knocked the fuck out

Tyler jus got his shit smacked

by Mi’ke December 7, 2019

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t May 8, 2018

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022