shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Shit Stamper 

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)

1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.

Shit Stamper by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011

shit swamper 

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

shit swamper by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018