shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 30, 2006

shit sandwich

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

by freethecheeba August 05, 2009

shit sandwich

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

by nigga lipz March 13, 2010

shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

shit sandwich

The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.

Holy crap! Dan's breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!

by Percy McDugan May 21, 2004

shit sandwich

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

by dmj64 August 24, 2014

shit sandwich

a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!

no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!

by michael foolsley February 26, 2010