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shit puppet 

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.
Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.
shit puppet by richard gozinya January 26, 2015
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shit puppet 

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.
Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.
shit puppet by scpa July 9, 2009

shit puppet 

A term trashy people use that refers to other specific trashy individuals within a trailer park community.
All the little shit puppets think they know something about getting drunk, but I am the liquor. The shit puppets line up for handouts.

shit puppet 

a male who will have sexual intercourse with anyone including the same sex for booze, smokes , or drugs. the above also refuses to work or collect welfare
sally told bobby that she thought her ex boyfriend was a real shit puppet for haveing sexual intercource with a man for beer.

Shitmuppet

A cat. Most cats are shitmuppets due to their utter disdain for what humans hold dear
That furry little shitmuppet just knocked everting off my dresser
Shitmuppet by UngaBunga2021 April 29, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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