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shit on my clit 

The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.

The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.

It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.
Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”

With sarcasm:
Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”

Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”
shit on my clit by br33n March 22, 2011
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Shit on my clit 

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC
Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
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