shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways
"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"
by DougieD April 23, 2005
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Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
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