shit hitler

When lovers engage in doggy-style then the person in back inserts the finger in the anus and then wipes the finger across the upper lip of the partner.

I was slammin' it hard, slipped her a finger and gave her the Shit Hitler! Awwww!!!! Daammmnnnn!!!!

shit hitler by RFloyd September 23, 2007

Hitler Shit. 

When you go for a dump in a public toilet but there’s no lock on the door, so you resort to keeping people out by pressing your outstretched arm against the door preventing it from opening.

Resembles a Nazi salute, more prominent whilst trying to wipe your arse.

Mate there was no lock on the bog door, had to hold it shut whilst squeezing my head., looked like a Nazi salute.

Ah yes the good old Hitler Shit.

Hitler Shit. by Blumpkin2000 February 4, 2020

Shit Hitter 

Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.

McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.

Shit Hitter by Wyatt Junker November 2, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012