shit hearder

(noun) A plumber who mainly works on (DWV) Drain waste and vent systems.

Look at that Shit hearder go, Those turds don't have a chance.

by dp clown June 4, 2010

shit herder

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult

fuck off you shit herder

by Poo fetish June 24, 2003

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

shitherder

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.

My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!

by My First Googlewack July 13, 2006

shithoarder

{Shh-hit-hor-der}
verb, -ing -ed
1- hoarding some shit, whether it be information, or material goods.
2- one who refrains from giving or granting
3- A person that is holding out on something, when the withholder has immediate access to the objectof contention.
4- one who gathers or accumulates a hoard of shit
5- a pack rat

My fucking gook-ass green grocer is shithoarding the goddamn lettuce!

I know he's got weed, he's just a fucking shithoarder.

That guy had shit wall to wall in his house, he was a real shithorder.

by DKtionary December 12, 2008