shit goblin 

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

shit goblin by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Shit goblin 

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

Shit goblin by Amongusly September 20, 2021

Shit goblin 

Meir B

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.

Shit goblin by It's Not David October 3, 2022

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.

Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin

Ass Licking Shit Goblin by ms17686 February 11, 2012

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin 

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020

goblin shit 

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

goblin shit by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

goblin shit 

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

goblin shit by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022