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when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle
oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

ding-dong shit 

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.
I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.
ding-dong shit by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.
"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

horse shit donkey dong 

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!
look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

Dong Shit 

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.
My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.
Dong Shit by Skraps55 March 27, 2022