shit dong
when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle
shit dong by average discord mod April 26, 2023
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shit dong • shit dong dong • Ding Dong Shit • Dong Shit • horse shit donkey dong • shitdonger • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton
ding-dong shit
the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.
ding-dong shit by joeseph:D August 28, 2010
Ding Dong Shit
"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"
Ding Dong Shit by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009
horse shit donkey dong
the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!
look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!
horse shit donkey dong by chris black sr June 21, 2010
Ding Dong Shit
Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Ding Dong Shit by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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