shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

shit cunted by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

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Shitcunted

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

Shitcunted by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

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shitcuntedness

Adjective describing a person who done something really bad that affected another persons life in a disrespect but unknowing way.

The car in front veered of the road and kicked up stones and broke my window, Fucking annoyed…..nothing ya can do about this but eat hard dick and cop the wrath of his shitcuntedness.

shitcuntedness by anonymous August 22, 2024

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shitcuntery

People that leave skidmarks in the toilets and anything that is shitcunt like

That guy just left the toilet roll empty.

Yes, thats pure shitcuntery

shitcuntery by Youramazingboy July 5, 2017

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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