shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.

I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.

shit crane by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017

Shitcrank 

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

Shitcrank by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shitcane 

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

Shitcane by Gordanovich May 31, 2016