Shit Ass Ton 

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

Shit Ass Ton by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

shit ass ton 

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

shit ass ton by Pills_Bury September 18, 2008

shit ass balls ton 

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

shit ass balls ton by Penguin156 August 24, 2009