Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold
sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God
will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no
gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the
bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There'
s barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly
hot/humid
day, or it can be from having a destroyed
asshole from too many violent bowel movements.