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Shit Basket 

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
Shit Basket by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005

Shit Basket 

1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.

2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.

2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
Shit Basket by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010

shirt basketball 

a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.
i don't really have a good example for this other than to just play shirt basketball.
shirt basketball by versedaaron December 3, 2010

Shit Baskets 

The name given to scrap baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.
Drew, did you get Shit Baskets yet?" "Hell no! They smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!
Shit Baskets by ntrotiyi December 1, 2010

shitbasket 

extremely drunk to the point where you do not even remember your own name.
Mike: "Dude, I don't even know my own name right now man. I'm just here man!"

Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"
shitbasket by Mr. Dave'O May 20, 2007

The Baskerville Short-House 

The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.