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Shit Basket
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
Shit Basket by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
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Shit Basket
1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.
2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.
2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
Shit Basket by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010
shirt basketball
a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.
shirt basketball by versedaaron December 3, 2010
Shit Baskets
The name given to scrap baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.
Drew, did you get Shit Baskets yet?" "Hell no! They smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!
Shit Baskets by ntrotiyi December 1, 2010
shitbasket
Mike: "Dude, I don't even know my own name right now man. I'm just here man!"
Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"
Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"
shitbasket by Mr. Dave'O May 20, 2007
The Baskerville Short-House
The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.
The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.
Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.
Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.
The Baskerville Short-House by Franky 4 Fingers March 17, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.