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shift cake 

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..
yo french shift cake what up
shift cake by khill July 5, 2006
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Cake Shift

A "Cake Shift" is a restaurant term for an very easy shift. It is typically used to describe a slower shift but is also used to talk about a shift that went so smoothly that you didn't have to think much as you completed the shift.
Tom: How was last night at the restaurant?
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.
Cake Shift by DaRestaurant Guy March 9, 2017

Piece of Shit Cake 

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.
Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

shit cake 

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.
shit cake by Nate January 18, 2004

Shit Cake 

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.
Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.
Shit Cake by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

Icing on the Shit-Cake 

Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day
Mike: What's wrong Billie?

Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.

Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.

Strawberry shit cake 

When you are eating her ass and she mestruates in your mouth
I was eating Becky out and she gave me a strawberry shit cake
Strawberry shit cake by Mrkdaddyeb February 15, 2019
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