shermat

Women of lower breed that hang out at marts (kmart etc.)

Let's get drunk and go to th Q-mart and pick up Shermats.

by Skyles December 9, 2008

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

Shematthew

The friendship and/or romance between Criminal Minds stars Shemar Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler.

I can't believe the Shematthew is real. Just let me die.

by SpencerReid June 10, 2011

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Tom Sherman Special

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014

Wet Sherman

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.

Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.

by jack-spratt February 6, 2013