sheriffs patch Share definition Flag The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina. While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch). sheriffs patch by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the sheriffs patch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch