shdws

A virgin that sucks his dads penis all day(if he has one).

Tomasz: Tao you're a shdws
Tao: Shut the fuck up you gay cunt,your mum has a blue waffle; it reminds me of Sonic.

by shdws October 17, 2020

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows

Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows is a niche meme/reference, used as a non sequitur joke/punchline. It originated on the Facebook page for Certified Kinobot, a bot that generates screencaps of movies and TV shows when given a specific command line by users, amongst a number of other features. The first known instance of Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows was tied to a requested frame from Avengers Endgame (2019), specifically frame #2331. Because the bot was using a torrented copy to generate the frame, this resulted in Steve Rogers (Captain America) appearing to say the phrase "Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows" after his "No I Don't Think I Will" line. This is because the embedded captions for the film were altered by the torrent uploader for advertising their torrent website.

After this first frame was requested and posted on Facebook, many reacted to it with a mixture of amusement and bewilderment. Soon after, users began using the bot's "swap" feature to insert the "Full HD Movies" quote into frames from other films. Several examples include the phrase being switched with "How would you like some ice cream, doc" in The Shining, and "you will not laugh, you will not cry" in Full Metal Jacket. Over several years, the joke became more and more frequently used and referenced in the comments on Kinobot posts, with Facebook users re-arranging the requested movie quotes to incorporate the "Full HD Movies" line.

Normal movie quote
Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows

by Watch Full HD Movies & TV Show March 26, 2023

shows over

When you’ve had enough of this bullshit and you flip out and destroy your brother’s soul by walking out of the establishment.

Shows over people!

by Bertomanfred January 7, 2018

a showstopper

A showstopper is a lady who is so exquisitely beautiful, so flawlessly graceful, and so sentillatingly sexy...that everything and everybody stops, when she appears!

All focus is on her!

Man, this girl was so fine, she made time stand still! She was a showstopper!

by Knowledge Doctor May 4, 2008

SHDSWH

When a homosexual doesn't know if his friend is gay you may apply the SHDSHW - Suck His Dick, See What Happens.

After doing so you must observe the reaction of the suspected homo friend and gather a conclusion from how he behaves afterwards.

Person1: OMG MY FRIEND MIGHT BE GAY HE LOOKED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rational person: SHDSWH.

by Bitchesbelovin' May 21, 2011

clearly shows

Clearly shows: A convenient way of going from one insignificant and complicated piece of data to a conclusion, usually when no one can find a simple connection between the two.
Note: prominently used in lectures,technical writings, seminars or textbooks

The above equation clearly shows the quantization of charges...

by EngSci 0T8 December 24, 2008