shawniqua 

Ghetto dweller. Usually receiving assistance, and exceptionally dumb.
Most often with more than one child, usually with different baby daddies.
Responds well to mating calls from automobiles with crappy stereo systems.

Today's welfare line is all Shawniqua!

shawniqua by idoyouright May 11, 2016

Shawnigan Lake School 

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework

Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.

Shawnigan Lake School by alkjwerl February 13, 2010

Shanique

An beautiful exotic woman, with grace and class. Has flawless skin and a body that women envy and men desire.

Creative, talented, unique individual. Stands out from the crowd; outgoing intellutual

"Whenever I'm around Shanique, it's like taking a trip to The Bahamas."

"The name Shanique suits you."

Shanique by chosengen2010 February 5, 2010

shaniqua james 

A girl who is constantly called up to the front office by the principal. She somehow manages to be a mix of attack helicopter, waterslide, crackhead, turtle, panda, dolphin, and sky scraper. Whenever you're in trouble, just scream her name, she will always manage to (not) be there for you.

The principal: "Shaniqua James the the front office please, Shaniqua James to the front office please.

shaniqua james by Dat person12345abc October 18, 2020

Shaniqua Fingers

Shaniqua Fingers are usually given when something is proven, when one believes the other is wrong. Besides denial, they can be used in demands and confrontation. The action is open to all races, ethnicities and nationalities.

The gesture consists of a few steps:
1. Bring left hand up to right side of face, anywhere from 3-10 inches from your right eye.
2. Snap fingers there once.
3. Move left hand to left side.
4. Snap on left side.
5. Make a 'Z' pattern and return your left hand to the right side of your body, your left hand when completed with this step should be about 3-10 inches from your nipple.
6. The final step, you can return in a straight line to the left, or even go lower.

Shaniqua Fingers can also be done from right to left.

The name was randomly chosen to be Shaniqua, because it is a popular black name. Any name can be substituted for 'Shaniqua' For example, Lashaunda Fingers would also work, however, Shaniqua Fingers is the most popular and originally correct way.

'Shaniqua Fingers' created by Bobby of Williamsburg

"You need to get started on your report, now." *gives Shaniqua Fingers*

"Get out of my face" *gives Shaniqua Fingers

"No, FDR is the one with polio not Lincoln." *gives Shaniqua Fingers*

Shaniqua Fingers by Bobby of Williamsburg October 4, 2006

ShaNique

Cute asf,Crazy and will know a bitch tf out,Have lots of friends, Don't give a fuck what no body say,and thick (sometimes)

ShaNique means Bad bitch

ShaNique by Lashay September 4, 2017

Damn Shaniqua 

An interjection used to express awe in something unbelievable that has occurred.

"Did you hear about that 12 year old that scored a college chick?"
"Damn Shaniqua! That's ridiculous."

Damn Shaniqua by DirtyDishes January 1, 2012