confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house by maks July 23, 2004

Shawn Spencer 

A psychic who solves mysteries.

He's totally a legit psychic, he must be Shawn Spencer.

Shawn Spencer by Burton Guster is better December 29, 2011

Shawn shackleford 

Bi polar cum dumpster

That crazy bastard just went shawn shackleford.

Shawn shackleford by bobbyh69 November 30, 2016

Shawn Story 

A story that is random and actually has no point or purpose at all. generaly are said by people with the name shawn. by saying shawn stories you are guaranteeing a life alone with no friends, love ones, or sex.

shawn-i went to athletes world to buy socks... then i didnt.

normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....

Shawn Story by gorzitzacarter August 7, 2011

shawn simpson 

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

shawn simpson by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

Shawn special

A person who has a 12 inch dick and dozen roses and loves your wife

Your wife would love a Shawn special

Shawn special by Wilkigle May 8, 2019

Shaun's Paradox 

A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.

"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox

Shaun's Paradox by Jraves October 24, 2023