Mutantxpit's definitions

Skyler McNeal

When it comes to having a mustache... he’s the king, the emperor, the chosen one! When his mustache shakes, the planet faces an anomaly of increased natural disasters. His hat game is next level type shit, my nigga! This boy got a tree trunk on him. Bitches get scared...nah mean?

Yo, that Skyler McNeal, dude hangs dong!

by Mutantxpit June 3, 2018

shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016