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Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.
"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"
Shaving Cream by pizzle83 October 24, 2009
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shaving cream

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.
shaving cream by brian January 14, 2005

shaving cream

you can use this for your jacking off it feels real good to just saying this I'm a girl :) I know this from my brother
I shave with shaving cream
I beat my meat with shaving cream
shaving cream by thequeenoftruth August 13, 2019

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream 

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.
"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

Shaking the cream

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.
Shaking the cream by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Shaking the creamer 

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick
Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.๐Ÿ˜†
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that๐Ÿ˜‚
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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