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lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.
spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot πŸ˜³πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

yak shaving 

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.
origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.
yak shaving by Brandon April 4, 2005

Shaving Bareback 

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.
Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.
Shaving Bareback by alisjay January 27, 2013

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.
Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.
During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008