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Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.
"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"
by creedmoor October 23, 2004
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Perfect Peach Shaped Ass

When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.
"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."
by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022
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Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 2, 2009
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saved-my-ass

1.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.

b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.

2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.

The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.

The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.

The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013
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Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.
“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”
by gary69_ March 28, 2023
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Shave the Ass

see Three Layer Approach.
Usually done on Saturday Nights.
It is saturday and my ass it like astroturf. I strip metal with that motherfucker. Time to shave the ass.
by Zinger May 14, 2003
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Ass Shaver

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!
by poo June 17, 2004
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