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National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.
“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....
After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

Shatnation

a group based around the youtube user 'iShatOnU'
though the group is not limited to a certain amount of people, it is open to anyone who wishes to participate in there activies.
Which include: Trolling, raids, Prank calling, spamming, blogging and other random things.

There symbol is the "Badger".
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about shatnation?"
Person 2: "Yeah those assholes, Raided by stickam room"
Person 3: "I wonder how iShatOnU convinces everyone to do this"
Shatnation by Shatnation208 July 6, 2009

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day