Sharmalade 

The translucent orange, sometimes brown similar to the consistency and colour of marmalade (hence malade part of the word), slime that comes out of your anus when you shart .

Ive just sharted and have sharmalade in my underpants

Sharmalade by RumpyPump January 10, 2019

sharmander 

A pro nickname given by gods by only a few in the world. Mix between original name and a pokemon. Allows for hours of pokemon related jokes.

Yo Happy Birthday Sharmander!

sharmander by Ericsito Bebito February 2, 2009

Smarmalade 

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

shamplade

Shamplade is a tee shirt company that was started in the midwest (Bowling Green, Ohio, home of the National Tractor Pull Championship). Started during the summer of 2003.

"Did you get that super-cool tee from Shamplade?". And all you have to say is, "Yes."

shamplade by Blake R Martin June 13, 2008

sharmilated

Programming code that has been written so poorly, and so fucked up, that the bane of its own existence is questionable. Everyone that reads it regardless of their technical background has no clue how, or why it even works.

God damn this database has been sharmilated. I have no clue how this Sharmilated code even functions, it boggles my fucking mind.

sharmilated by Dave2k September 5, 2006

Shamaraderie 

Portmanteau word

The forced workplace based camaraderie that exists between middle management and her "team"
Typically involves laughter at appallingly weak jokes and bonding exercises in which "Team Leader" and "Team" fantasise over the changes to the workplace they would invoke if the lottery syndicate got lucky.
It is shown to have no basis in friendship when exposed to meaningful scrutiny

The sense of them "all being in it together" was exposed as a "shamaraderie" the moment the MD began to ascertain who was to blame for the loss of the account

Shamaraderie by Markiavelli February 17, 2013

shamalakeuk 

shamalakeuk is a new ethnicity which originated in somalia.
Shamalakeuks are all often dark skinned and have a funky smell as it very
cultural to smear shit on yourself if you're a shamalakeuk

I am a shamalakeuk

shamalakeuk by Mariana123 July 7, 2022