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The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.
You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.
by N/A December 13, 2003
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The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.
Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
by James Ryder May 18, 2011
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This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J October 18, 2006
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The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.
Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.
by crunch86 October 27, 2010
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the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously
"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"
by JDL1234567890 June 21, 2005
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