shank wank
The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
shank wank by efildrot September 24, 2013
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Shank Wank
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
Shank Wank by Broham May 30, 2019
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Shank and Wank
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
Shank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
wank shank
When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
wank shank by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
Shank the wank
The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
Shank the wank by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
shank and wank
using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
shank and wank by lexlewis February 21, 2009
Wank the Shank
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Wank the Shank by Rianon May 6, 2018
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