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shani lamb 

A girl with huge knickers, a pretty face and is on FaceTime to me right now looking as though she could murder a hamburger and fried, her type is weird skinny blonde ratty looking men. She loves the term you do you, she has face dimples when smiling but that only happens when Josh makes her laugh and somehow she managed to squeeze a very beautiful human from her sun roof
Hey I’m feeling down let’s ring shani lamb
shani lamb by Bigmanjp October 30, 2022
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Lamb Shank 

Another definition for having a wank.
'I caught Fred watching a porno the other night, I'm not 100% sure but I think he was in the middle of a lamb shank'.
Lamb Shank by Cannon! September 14, 2008

Lamb Shank Day 

Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.
"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"

"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"
Lamb Shank Day by EwuT September 30, 2012

Lamb Shank Day 

An annual Blackpool tradition occurring on the third Saturday of every July, wherein the locals construct a ceremonial pile of lamb shanks, leaving them out to dry in the summer heat.
"Oh yeah, me and my mates got trashed a few years ago and got arrested for disturbing the Lamb Shank Day pile."
Lamb Shank Day by outbreakrt March 12, 2021

lamb shank 

Unlike a solitary shank (shower and wank combined), a lamb shank is done in the presence of a sheep. Whilst this is traditionally a male lamb, at a pinch any ewe will do!
I was feeling a bit lonely last night so I had a lamb shank instead.
lamb shank by Beam Mikey September 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026