shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.

Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"

shan banter by RioFender September 21, 2009

Shabanter 

Synonym of banter.

Is used to describe a significant failure to be witty and/or abusive in conversation between friends.

One person is subject to "banter" which, if performed in poor taste or executed badly will result in the "banter" being defined as "Shabanter".

"Mate did you bang with that girl?"

"No"

"Ah thats such shabanter"

Shabanter by tStu February 16, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004