shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.

Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"

shan banter by RioFender September 21, 2009

Shabanter 

Synonym of banter.

Is used to describe a significant failure to be witty and/or abusive in conversation between friends.

One person is subject to "banter" which, if performed in poor taste or executed badly will result in the "banter" being defined as "Shabanter".

"Mate did you bang with that girl?"

"No"

"Ah thats such shabanter"

Shabanter by tStu February 16, 2012