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Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
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Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?
by TheRatchet June 11, 2009
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food-stamping

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.
Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
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Virgin Shaming

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.
When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.
by Stepman February 18, 2020
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short shaming

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"
by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017
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Virgin Shaming

The act of judging, mocking, or treating someone as though they are not sexually experienced. Often times the individual being victimized will not reveal their virginity status. With that being said, virginity shamers most of the time assume the victims sexual experience based off of personality traits or behaviors they associate with being a virgin. This is an overlooked problem in society.
When he asked for advice on how to get laid, his friends began virgin shaming him.
by Stepman February 12, 2020
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Conservative-shaming

The practice of criticizing or punishing people who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and attitude regarding issues that are important to liberals, even when those violations are extremely subtle or unintended to cause offense.

Examples of conservative-shaming include being viciously mocked or threatened on liberal media and/or social media, having one's business boycotted, having one's awards revoked, or being dismissed from employment.

Conservative-shaming is the number one way in which an entire generation has been converted to liberalism, by means of public embarrassment and fear of punishment. Conservatives have become afraid to speak the truth publicly, and this has caused the current generation to believe that their way of seeing things is the way that 90% of people see things, since they are not allowed to hear the other side. The only time they are allowed to hear a conservative speak is when they find an example of an uneducated conservative speaking in an obscene or inarticulate fashion, playing that person's quote all over media, while refusing to play quotes from reasonable articulate conservatives, for fear that their views might be listened to. The lack of being allowed to see both viewpoints in a fair debate has also caused the current generation to believe that all liberals came to their conclusions on their own, through logical reasoning, instead of through brainwashing and peer pressure, which is the actual source of their beliefs.
Just because I called Bruce Jenner"he" instead of "she", there was a flood of conservative-shaming all over social media, and my family business was boycotted until we had to declare bankruptcy! Now my children are embarrassed to go to school because they will be hated for being from a conservative family, and we have no money to send them to college. I wish liberals could just show some TOLERANCE for other viewpoints. I didn't "damage society" by calling Bruce Jenner "he", and my children shouldn't be punished for such a small "violation" of liberal opinions.
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