shamoooe

A term shouted by drunken Irishmen after one to two standard drinks.

John: Ok mate, I think you'd better head home.
Sean: Shamoooe! Anomanomanomanom!

shamoooe by MistahBread June 12, 2008

Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

Shampooed 

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shamoogen 

When you go to Walmart at 11:30pm in December and buy shot glasses and bathing suits

We were bored so we went shamoogen.

shamoogen by kabissa December 21, 2014

Shamoodeludah

Word to describe a person who is sloppy and shambolic

This guy is so shamoodeludah

Shamoodeludah by Manlikerebz October 13, 2021

shampooed 

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

shampooed by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

Shampooed 

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

Shampooed by yum-yum October 11, 2008