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Shadowstroke

-Noun or Verb shad-oh strohk
Receiving a handjob from an unseen hand or through methods such as The Stranger, where the hand is applied to the receiving member through unconventional angles and/or methods.
I was fast asleep and was awaken by an unseen shadowstroke as my fiance has carefully stuck her hand up my boxers and awoke me to the wonderful surprise of a shadowstroking alarm clock.
Shadowstroke by ROANCOCAS May 3, 2011
Related Words

Shadowstorm 

A person who hates shadow the hedgehog, still gets called shadow... despite hating everything to do with that name. Also hates Twilight and thinks that Pedophilia and Necrophilia definitely don't mix.

Also a name for a redhead guy who lives a vampiric lifestyle, yet doesn't call himself a vampire or goth or any other dark name, but admits he is dark and slightly masochistic.
Bob: Hey! Look! It's a Daywalker!
Joe: No... You're wrong, that's a Shadowstorm. You can easily tell because he has that anti-twilight shirt.

Shadowzoned 

When you message someone but they behave like you are shadow at 12 noon and barely exist. PS : Worst than seenzone.
Colo: "I was messaging Draupadi last night and she totally shadowzoned me."

Shusi: "Yeah but everyone puts you in the shadowzone Colo."
The fucking bitch put me in the shadowzone!
Shadowzoned by Colossalbeard September 20, 2016
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026