Shadow Warrior

Awesome FPS about ninja warrior Lo Wang. Brought to you by the good folks of 3D Realms, the same company that made Duke Nukem 3D so you can expect three things: Guns, Tits and Thrash-Talking.

Hey 3D Realms! Ditch Duke Nukem Forever and do a sequel for Shadow Warrior instead!

Shadow Warrior by kalle henderson April 8, 2007

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Shadow Warrior

Someone so ugly, that the only way they're not scary as hell, is in the dark, where they can't be seen.

Guy1: Did you see that bitch Sandi?
Guy2: Dear lord yes, she's a Shadow Warrior, for sure!

Shadow Warrior by Swinga December 17, 2008

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Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

Shadow warrior by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

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shadow warriors

the inhabitents of the deep jungle, any jungle, where the shadows are darker then a thousand midnights, the shadow warriors come to call and steal things like car stereos or bikes in order to exchange them to the all mighty shadow master, to whcih they are all PAWNs, for cash to buy crack or 40s.

Those damn shadow warriors stole my cd player. I bet their krunk as hell by now.

shadow warriors by ass factor September 6, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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