shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

by ComptonD March 28, 2007

Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

by ComptonD March 22, 2007

Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.

Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”

by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024

Shadowmonke

I will body this kid in gorilla tag try me I dare u

Oh no it shadowmonke

Nah bro watch this

by Chikpe, superior to shadowmonk February 28, 2022

shadowmonkey105

Shadowmonkey105 is a loser degenerate who drools over fortnite women.

“Did you hear that John wants Meowskulls to be his girlfriend?” “He is SUCH a Shadowmonkey105”

by Sladders June 14, 2023