shade gremlin Share definition Flag A person who at all costs avoids exposure to the sun, usually due to having very pale skin. -Soph, come and sunbath! -I can't I'll burn!! -lol you're such a shade gremlin :D shade gremlin by Don'tWorryPenguins June 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the shade gremlin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch