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During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.
"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"
by TheDailyWire April 8, 2020
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Urban black slang for "lawyer" referencing the attorney Robert Shapiro who miraculously got OJ Simpson off of murder even with mountains of damning evidence against him. Robert Shapiro may be the only Jew who is not hated by blacks.
"You, state police just found my biscuit in the Q river. Call my shapiro."
by A-Rock March 8, 2008
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Shapiro

A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.
My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!
by JLM1975 August 14, 2020
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The fast-talking speed-god of capitalism and destroyer of libtards. This mythical beasts uses facts and logic to destroy socialists and p-word moisture. His one weakness is his undeniable love for AOC feet pics, and he will do anything to even catch a glimpse of them. It is said, if he desires he could drop a fire rap track, and raps better and faster than Eminem. Some say he doesn’t even exist. One of the few entities in the world to host Pewdiepie’s Meme review.
Oh no, here comes Shapiro. Quick! Everyone dry off your P-Words!
by SnazzyK September 18, 2020
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shapiro

A term used to describe a snitch, or a suck up.
Man, I got suspended because of that Shapiro.
by Inertia Longtrail April 21, 2007
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Shapiro

The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.
That guy, Shapiro, won't give me the time of day. No wonder his name is Shapiro.
by nunbiz4646 March 14, 2014
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Shapiro Mode

Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.

Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
by Shepherd Guy September 1, 2021
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