The best kind of Battle that exists. This type of battle is filled with 100% love and passion and has no space for negative energy. The two parties involved are unequivocally in love and their sex is beyond words as it is generally fueled by a lot of fake hate. Sexy Love Battles tend to leave marks on the skin, otherwise known as battle scars, but these marks are a reminder and symbol of the amazing passionate sex that was had.

Trixie and Cash are so in love they have all the Sexy Love Battles. It makes everyone jealous.

Sexy Love Battle by A BIG BRAT August 24, 2022

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Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

Suck My Sexy Love by Ookeay July 15, 2009

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Love Me Sexy

A well-known song, created by well-known artist/basketballer/actor/soccer coach/love guru Will Ferrell in the slap stick comedy, Semi-Pro. The song is used to seduce women using smooth rhythms and super froody harmonics to ensnare the mind. The song, originally written by Jackie Moon's (Will Ferrell)Mother, was stolen by Jackie after his mother died. This song is best sounding while making boom boom bang bang with your sex partner.

"As soon as i turned on Love Me Sexy, her clothes seemed to melt off and she was on the floor just waiting for me to give her the Arabian Death Mask."

Love Me Sexy by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

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cutie sexy lovely by yoongis water bottle October 19, 2020

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