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A man who, in everyone's eyes, runs the town and all its hoe's to the point where bystanders tremble upon the mere thought of his presence. A man who keeps the purp by the pound and rolls blunts till his fingers bleed, and in these blood drops you will find an alcohol content of .76. A man who has 7 pounds of meth brewing on the snap of a finger, (or the slap of his pimp hand). A man with a shlong so big, he rips his jeans er'day. A man who blows loads so large it could quench the thirst of a small asian family for 3 months.
Sexy Boner..."Bitch you better swallow dis load or ima rape yo daddy"
sexy boner by comptonfootball12 February 2, 2008
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